You know McDonalds. You love McDonalds. You love sweatpants in public. Right? If so, the sandwich gods have turned their gaze your way, because a new sandwich fad is here: the McGangbang. Mouthwatering, no?Like it's classier, friendlier, cleaner, hettier left coast In-N-Out Burger brother, McDonalds is now offering you the chance to order something from their soon to be not-so-secret-menu, ala "Yo man, make them fries animal style!"
Ask yourself, "What's better than polishing off a double cheeseburger, then pounding on a McChicken?" Nothing, right? Wrong. Enter, The McGangbang. An exercise in frugality, determination and American engineering, it's a sandwich made from a double cheeseburger and a McChicken sandwich — where you put an entire McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger. And for the low low low price of $2.16, well, say goodbye to buttons and zippers and hello to elastic.
Be warned. When ordering one, the kidz at McD act like they don't know what you're talking about, but they know. Trust me. I work with them. They have to play dumb. They're just trying to protect the secret language and save this marvel for the hip, cool, in-the-know crowd. So when Rashad looks back at you and responds as if his manager were not in the back room wondering where he went wrong in life, but is quietly suppressing this depression next to the always broken McFlurry machine, says, "I'm sorry sir, but that doesn't appear to be on our menu," just look him in the eye and say, slap your hand down on the counter and go, "My man, maybe you didn't hear me, I asked for a McGangbang." (It helps to wink) It also helps to go in at off peak hours. The slower the work, the higher the kidz.
In no time, your order is ready and your day is made. (and ruined?)
If you're feeling extra saucy, ask for the Unprotected McGangbang, it'll come with the spicy McChicken and a healthy dose of regret.
McGangbang'd!
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